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How do you hug a baby if you're a dog? |
ATTENTION ALL DOGS and THEIR OWNERS!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Step-by-Step Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
smell baby powder and the wonderful arom a of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby
before actually beginning the
hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
"paw
slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you
will need to execute
the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will
secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your
life.
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