Rear View Butt Mirror - You can't clean what you can't see. Have no fear. The rear view mirror is here. It is installed safely under the toilet lid. Finally you can see well enough to clean up the back yard!
No War Crimes For These Robots - This is a pretty tall order "...to prevent the creation of an amoral Terminator-style killing machine that murders indiscriminately." Whew! Wait a minute. Should we be scared of a discriminate killing machine?
Glowing Mushrooms What is the difference between these and the so-called magic mushrooms? With these the mushrooms glow. With the magic ones, everything else glows.
Awesome Bare-Bones Motorcycle Sometimes simpler can be prettier. Even though the seat looks like it would make you sterile after a couple of hundred miles. Who cares! That is a small price to pay for such a kick ass looking bike.